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The other night a homeless man was going through my garbage. Now I hate to see a human being going through someone's garbage, so I made him a real nice racoon costume.
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
I used to get bummed out when it rained. Then I realized that it's God's way of washing off hippies.
As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint.
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
DNA is an abbreviation for deoxyribonucleicantidisestablishmentarianism, a complex string of syllables.
The man who lives above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats.
The last good thing written in C was Franz Schubert's Symphony #9.
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation.
I have two very rare photographs. One is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his car. The other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwell beating up a child.
I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.
It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man and an ever bigger man to ask why he is laughing.
How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue ... and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go?
I have great faith in fools--self-confidence my friends call it.
Something tells me that they probably screwed up and named Murphy's Law after the wrong guy.

The World Wide Web is the only thing I know of whose shortened form "www" takes three times longer to say than what it's short for.

I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it.
When I was a baby, I kept a diary. Recently, I was rereading it. It said, "Day 1 - Still tired from the move. Day 2 - Everybody talks to me like I'm an idiot."
Too bad you can't get a voodoo globe and make the world spin around really fast and freak everyone out.
There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
Why do writers write? Because it isn't there.
You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time.
I had this parrot. The parrot talked, but it did not say "I'm hungry." So it died.
Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks.
Time is the best teacher; unfortunately, it kills all its students.
Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy.

Ponderings For 2010-02-04

  • I've been compiling a blu-ray compilation of the criminally under appreciated 2006 TV series Standoff recently. While looking up the episode information online I noticed that series stars Ron Livingston and Rosemarie DeWitt actually got married in November of 2009. Standoff was an excellent series, and much of that was thanks to Livingston & DeWitt. I had noticed in passing a while back that the two of them were dating after starring together on the series, but that's not an unprecedented thing. It's kinda cool that a few years later they actually tied the knot. The two of them had that on-screen spark of chemistry with seemingly effortless ease, so I guess it wasn't entirely an act.
  • Incidentally, it's worth mentioning just how far digital video technology has come in the last 10 years. 10 years ago, you were lucky to pull off VHS quality in a digital format (via SVCD, for instance). And CD-R's were the best you were going to do for media, and it wasn't gonna be comparatively cheap. Today, one can make a BD-R compilation on a single layer 25gb disc containing extremely nice quality 720p video and 5.1 audio comfortably holding 750 or more minutes for less than a buck and a half.
  • Tuesday's Lost episode was great (well, technically it was 2 episodes). It's cool to finally have the final year of the series under way. Amusingly, ABC just announced the date that the series finale will air - May 23. That's amusing because it just happens to be my mother's 75th birthday.
  • Speaking of the Lost series finale, here's an amusing video.
  • Now THIS is a great paint job.
  • A very fun vid for your Star Wars or Star Trek fans.
  • A great write-up for those of you wishing to harness the power of GMail's interface & functionality. Particularly you keyboard reliant users out there.
  • For you less-than-butch soldiers
  • The can make Transformers 3 in 3D, with magical holigram technology, rumble-rama, and sensurround for all I care. There is nothing, and I mean NOTHING they can do with Transformers 3 that will get me to see it. It could star my favorite actors and actresses, with a score by Bruce Broughton or John Williams, and there wouldn't be a whelk's chance in a supernova of my seeing it.
  • Groovy
  • And RIP: Justin Mentell. He was good during his brief starring run on the late, great Boston Legal.
  • I'll be getting a couple specialty posts online over the next couple days. One will be a write-up on the Oscar nomination list (which I'm very happy with this year), including my yearly predictions. Another will finally be my follow-up on the iPhone now that I've been using it for a few months. And within a week or so, I should have some Doctor Who fun posted. I just got my Complete Specials blu-ray set today and am going through extras on it. I must say that David Tennant's video diaries are some of the greatest special features on any home video releases ever. Plenty more of them on this set. On, and I've also got a general TV related post mostly put together that I have to put the finishing touches upon. Should be posted by the weekend.

Ponderings For 2010-01-27

  • By Grabthar's Hammer, What A Movie! I received my blu-ray copy of Galaxy Quest today from Amazon and just finished watching it. This is one of those movies that's just as entertaining with every single viewing. It's one of the rarest comedies in that it's both a parody and a genuine representation of what it parodies. It's the best of both worlds. It's one of the all-time great comedies, and it's great to have a nice, great quality release of it with the recent blu-ray release. I think the funniest thing is that the legendary Michael & Denise Okuda did the trivia/information system for the Galaxy Quest (for you non-Trek fans, the Okuda's have done many trivia tracks, written tech books and were art and tech advisors on a number of Trek series). Another cool thing is that 10 years later the visual effects in Galaxy Quest still hold up remarkably well. And the story is still as brilliant yet elegantly simple as ever. And of course the cast is perfect. The film also feature one of the single most obvious dialog replacement moments to achieve a lower rating in film history (for those who've somehow never noticed it, pay attention to Sigourney Weaver when the come upon the "chomper" metal compressor obstacle course. This new 10th anniversary edition features a nice, new retrospective documentary as well. At any rate, if you haven't seen it, you must. If you have, then you should see it again. Never give up! Never surrender!
  • Hurray! Looks like ABC has ordered up an additional 2 episodes of Castle, and the series may be finding the traction to survive a long life.
  • Try this piece of weirdness on - the great Weird Al is going to direct his first feature film, for Cartoon Network, and it's going to be live action. Well, I guess "weird" is the watch word.
  • Best of luck to Mars rover, Spirit. Hopefully it can survive the Martian winter. It's amazing that they're still getting use from Spirit & Opportunity after this many years.
  • La Femme Nikita gets yet another iteration. As a fan of all three previous forms (yes, even Point Of No Return), I'll give the new one a chance.
  • 25 classic dialog scenes performed in "typography." It's really quite nifty work.
  • And in closing, ladies and gents, I give you this piece of utterly, gobsmackingly, insanely unbelievable piece of stupidity. I swear I thought I was reading an article from The Onion at first. This bit of lunacy is not much better (though it's at least slightly understandable).

Ponderings For 2010-01-21

  • Excellent - details on the upcoming Battlestar Galactica: The Plan / Razor score CD release. I can't wait to check out some of the stuff on this album. The "Husker In Combat" stuff is of particular interest, though there's plenty of other great materials in the two scores to be had on this album. The "Apocalypse" cues in The Plan were also particularly awesome.
  • Here's an awesome fan vid editing together all the various plot lines during the crash of Oceanic 815 from Lost. If you haven't seen all 5 aired seasons of Lost to date, then for goodness sake don't watch this as it's entirely spoiler laden.
  • And here's a cool 23 minutes behind-the-scenes video for the making of Avatar. It's got too much EPK kinda stuff in the first part, but most of it is cool behind-the-scenes material. The virtual camera and simul-cam stuff is SO incredibly cool. When you watch the controlled chaos of shooting the film, it's easy to understand some of the safe choices that were made in terms of story.
  • Google Wave has added access permissions to waves. Definitely a step in the right direction. Also nice of them to add rollback/restore functionality.
  • Google has also rolled out an experimental, opt-in feature for YouTube to play back videos via the HTML5 embedded tag rather than flash. It has very limited browser support as yet, but worked great for me in Chrome (which is my default browser now, btw).
  • This editorial on Google's mobile strategy potential is right on the mark. I think it's likely to play out as this write-up predicts.
  • And this write-up is spot on as well. The pricing models in the music trade are quite goofy in many cases, and often drives me nuts. I'm a much bigger fan of Amazon than iTunes, to be sure (and will always support the CD version as much as possible - at least until lossless or better become more available in digital downloads).
  • NBC continues to scramble to figure out their schedule, and it has a definite upside: more episodes of shows I love (like Community, 30 Rock, etc). Frankly, I'm just as happy to have a late night talk show die in order to get more episodes of shows I actually watch. I rarely watch any of the late night talk shows.

Ponderings For 2010-01-18

  • AWESOME music video
  • Coolness. Not only is Ride With The Devil coming to blu-ray, but it's coming in a longer director's cut from The Criterion Collection. It's my favorite Ang Lee movie (I'm likely in a short list of people for which that's true). Now, if only Criterion could get their edition of The Ice Storm (my second favorite Ang Lee movie) kicked up from standard def to a blu-ray release.
  • So apparently the networks in every other country can come up with cool promos for Lost's final season, but ABC can only turn out generic crap promos? Why shouldn't I be surprised. Frankly, I've always been amazed how much better all the international promos have been over the years for Lost compared to the domestic ones. ABC, you guys have GOT to find a better agency for producing your promos. If you're doing them internally, then outsource the things.
  • Excellent. A new collection of Firefly short stories is in the works, and the awesome Jane Espenson is contributing.
  • HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!  Like I'm *EVER* going to watch another of this film series with him at  the helm, let alone one making wildly improbable claims like this. Is there ANYONE who believes the franchise is going to suddenly grow a brain?
  • A genius technique for checking luggage at the airport.
  • Gotta admit that this is one of the few Doctor Who actors that I didn't particularly care for, and am actually a bit disappointed to hear she's gotten the lead in a new JJ Abrams show. Perhaps I'm wrong and she'll be great. Here's hoping.
  • Gotta admit that I've got mixed feelings about the Spider Man franchise getting retooled. Yeah, the third film was a major mis-step, but the cast was excellent and the second film proved that it did work well and could have again if they got their act together again. Not sure I like the idea of it getting a reboot this fast.

Ponderings For 2010-01-13

  • For those of you that I didn't already point to it, I'll mention that I finally got my 2009 Retrospective finished and posted a few days ago. However, I'll mention that I made a tweak to the post tonight before mentioning it here. I bumped up The Hurt Locker a couple spots in the best picture category, essentially knocking Up out from position 5 on the list. Having seen the films in that top category multiple times each, I think I'm happy with this final order. Truth be told, if I were going to make one more tweak to that category, it might be to bump Hurt Locker up above Inglourious Basterds, but I think I'll leave it the way it is.
  • Oh, and speaking of The Hurt Locker, Best Buy should be flogged for their stocking of the blu-ray for the film, or lack thereof. They had an exclusive steelbook version. I have 3 different Best Buy's on the way home from where I was on Tuesday's release day. I stopped at the first one, and not only didn't they have any of the steelbook editions, but they didn't have any copies of the blu-ray in stock. So, I stopped at the second (and admittedly smaller) location, and had the same result. No copies of it, steelbook or otherwise. Sure enough, stopped at the third (and largest of the three) location, and yet again, not a single copy to be found. And go figure, Walmart had oodles of them. What the heck, Best Buy? Major movie release and you can't even stock enough of them to hold out for 8 hours?
  • ABC has now officially demonstrated the complete opposite ends of the spectrum of how to do good recap videos (needless to say these videos are 100% spoilers - don't watch if you ain't current on the show). Take, for instance, the recap video for seasons 1-3 of Lost. It's brilliant, and is done by the folks who've done a couple other brilliant/hilarious recap videos for other shows like Battlestar Galactica (which is still the best one they've done so far). Then, witness the annoying, horrible abomination that is this season 1-5 recap video for Lost that ABC just put out. My goodness, I couldn't have done this worse if I tried. Seriously, whoever is responsible for this one should be fired.
  • AWESOME: The entire Big Lebowski script in Shakespearean.
  • As somebody who works in IT, it goes without saying that printing technology makes my life more miserable than just about anything else. And I ain't the only one with this opinion...
  • "World's Most Talented Man" - hard to argue with.
  • My follow-up post on the iPhone I've now been using for a month or two is also pending and should be posted in the next couple days. Until then, here's some fun stats on the iPhone app store.
  • Oh, and I have a few mini-reviews to catch up on. Coming shortly will be ones for Youth In Revolt, Daybreakers and Leap Year. Short post for today.

Ponderings For 2010-01-06

Ponderings For 2010-01-03

  • Happy new year, ladies and germs.
  • My 2009 Retrospective write-up should be posted in the next couple days. Man, it takes some time to compile the list each year. I've got the major categories done, and just need to finish the tech categories.
  • Congratulations to Avatar, for holding strong like I figured it would. It passed up the $1 billion mark for worldwide box office this weekend, also passing the $350 million mark domestically. It's barely dropping from week to week (heck, it had the highest third weekend in history), and looks to hold in for a while to come. It might actually have a shot at taking run at Titanic's $1.8 billion record. Figures it would take Cameron himself to break Titanic's take. Speaking of Avatar, check out this hilarious mockumentary about the making of the Avatar bootleg.
  • Woo Hoo! The one piece of news about the upcoming season of Doctor Who I've been anxiously awaiting has been confirmed. Murray Gold has announced that he's staying on as composer for series. Gold has done staggeringly fantastic work on the series since it came back in 2005, and I feared he would leave along with Russell Davies and the rest of the departing producing team. I'm positively thrilled that Gold has chosen to stay on. And btw, I plan to have something posted in the next week or so on Doctor Who, with the departure of David Tennant (and the rest of the parting production team) having happened with this previous weekend's 2 part special episode.
  • Just a quick hit-and-run post for today. I caught up on some movie mini-reviews and am fully current as of now. I'm still planning on catching a couple of the 2009 films to finish off the list for that year.

Ponderings For 2009-12-18

  • RIP: Dan O'Bannon. For those of you unfamiliar with O'Bannon, he's most famous for co-writing Alien. He also wrote or co-wrote films such as Total Recall, Blue Thunder and Lifeforce. However, his best undiscovered gem remains the early John Carpenter student film turned low budget theatrical release, Dark Star. The 1974 film not only features O'Bannon as co-writer, but one of the lead actors (Pinback), a voice performer (of the bombs), and other various production crew credits. In honor of the death of O'Bannon, I watched Dark Star and Alien this evening. It ain't hard to see the influence of the screwball Dark Star on what would eventually become Alien. I'm sure I've watched Dark Star at least a dozen times over the years. It's kind of wild to consider how much unanticipated impact the film indirectly had on the sci-fi genre (and comedy for that matter). It's got a Douglas Adams sense of humor, before Adams would break onto the scene. So farewell, Sgt. Pinback.
  • Oh, and not to overlook - RIP: Roy E. Disney.
  • The Guild has put out a fun set of fake Christmas toy promotional videos.
  • The new Iron Man 2 trailer is flat out awesome. Definitely looking forward to that one. It's one of my most anticipated films of 2010. Tron Legacy is obviously number one on the list. Number two is actually a mini-series - The Pacific (HBO's follow-up to Band Of Brothers).
  • Jack Bauer Interrogates Santa Claus. Classic.
  • The Morgan Freeman chain of command
  • The fun of trying to do automated directions in a place like India.
  • Hurray! The return of the Weeping Angels!
  • And yes, I saw Avatar again tonight (this time in non-IMAX 3D), but I'm dragging my feet on getting the review posted. It will definitely show up at some point tomorrow (Saturday).

Ponderings For 2009-12-13

  • Short post for today.
  • Welcome back Demonoid! The server has been returning "too busy" messages rather frequently, but the glorious return of the site after months offline is surely getting a storm of visitors for them. The torrents have clearly been flooding into the site, surely in an attempt to start backfilling from the absence. As my favorite torrent site, I'm very happy to have them back online again.
  • Congrats to The Hurt Locker for the recent award wins. Also, congrats to the under appreciated series Party Down for also getting some recognition (it airs on Starz, and is made by many of the folks who did Veronica Mars, and features many actors from Veronica Mars as well).
  • Trailer Cut - the ultimate over-the-top movie trailer.
  • BTW, if you enjoyed the Muppet Ode To Joy I linked to the other day, I forgot to mention that you should check out the others they've recently posted. They're all great, of course.
  • And, Merry Christmas from The Doctor. Check out the couple other promos as well. (don't you love how the BBC gets away with Merry Christmas, rather than happy holidays?)

Ponderings For 2009-12-10

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  • OK, so there's been a major lack of posts here lately (other than trying to at least stay up to date on movie mini-reviews). Primary reason for that is the copious amount of tech problems I've been having lately. My main machine at the house has been knocked out of play a few times (twice by failing fans - once on the power supply once on the video card). I hope to start getting the posts to the site flowing again here in the near future.
  • Greatest video of the month: The Avatar trailer as edited together with Team America footage. Too perfect. BTW, I have my Avatar tickets for the midnight IMAX 3D screening next Thursday night purchased and ready. Full review will be posted as soon as I get home from the screening.
  • Close second goes to The Muppets: Ode To Joy. Beaker rocks. And there's something particularly geektastic about watching Muppets in a full 1080 high def streaming video...
  • Then there's this crazy organ performance. Seriously, stick with it and you'll be entertained...
  • Now that the extensions have gone official for Chrome, I have now officially switched to it as my default browser.
  • More proof that US networks typically suck at putting advertising promos together (except for the old WB network, who was very talented at them). If you haven't seen the awesome UK promos for Lost from a few years ago, you should really check them out, too. Incidentally, I've been digging into the nice Season 5 blu-ray set for Lost for the last couple days. I'm anxiously looking forward to the final season of the series starting in the spring. I doubt we'll see another show as densely and insanely written as Lost for quite some time. I don't think there had been one previously since perhaps The Prisoner (even Twin Peaks doesn't hold a candle to it). Though JJ Abrams and his team seem to be trying with the also excellent Fringe.
  • Three Grammy nominations, and yet no CD release for Michael Giacchino's score for Up. Walt Disney Records, you completely and utterly suck. Sorry, did that sound bitter?
  • Some people deserve what they get. Classic.
  • Yippie! A new faster tier of speed is beginning to roll out from AT&T for U-Verse. Hopefully it'll roll here to the Chicago area quickly.
  • Light Painting: an awesome form of art.
  • NBC Universal was all for net neutrality back in the days before they were being assimilated by Comcast. Go figure.
  • Geek gang signs. Indeed.
  • The countdown traffic signal. They need to get these out there.
  • At any rate, that's enough to get me started again. More to come soon (actually, I've got TONS more material flagged to mention, so hopefully I'll start getting posts flowing quicker).

Click the title or image for full review page. Check out the full list of 2009 films.

Edge Of Darkness

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9

You know, I could watch Mel Gibson and Ray Winstone in their respective characters for an entire film. The two of them are fantastic individually, but absolute magic together. The low keyed menace and respect between the two is spot-on perfect. Solid production lends a lot to the film, such as Martin Campbell's steady direction and Stuart Baird's experienced editing. Not an absolutely perfect script, but a very good genre story. And for the record, I've not seen the series this is based on, so I've got no basis of comparison. One thing is for sure, it's great to have the return of Mel Gibson. Hurray!

The Spy Next Door

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6

A thoroughly predictable and genre generic film, but somehow still entertaining enough to be enjoyable. Most of that is surely thanks to the great Jackie Chan. Yeah, his stunts are a bit watered down (as is typical for American productions that he's in), but it's still great when you give him a ladder or refrigerator to play with. Bonus points for using footage from his earlier films as a character background opening title sequence. Sure, the plot and production is rather silly and juvenile, but what would you expect from a film that's essentially a Jackie Chan version of The Pacifier...

The Book Of Eli

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9

After a long feature directorial break since their fantastic 2001 film From Hell, the Hughes Brothers return with this gorgeously directed post-apocalyptic tale. The script may be slightly simplistic (though it does achieve some nice unexpected twists) and perhaps overshoots a bit on some lofty ideals, but the imperfections are more than easily overlooked for all that is done right. The direction is rock solid. The cinematography is breathtaking and the sound design is spectacular. The brilliant cast certainly doesn't hurt, either. Mila Kunis & Denzel Washington play off each other remarkably well.

Leap Year

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7

OK, so this movie might be 100% predictable from start to finish, and is about as typical as one would expect for a film of its genre. But talented director Anand Tucker (Shopgirl) and solid enough dialog and character writing from the typically great Deborah Kaplan & Harry Elfont (Can't Hardly Wait, Josie & The Pussycats) gives the nice cast enough to work with. The location shooting also helps immensely.

Daybreakers

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9

A movie that knows where to put it's conservative budget. The script is very well done, putting some interesting ideas into the age-old vampire genre, and it does so with a great attention to detail. The production, from cinematography to set design, is very nicely done. Add to that an excellent cast, and you've got a very nice genre film.

Youth In Revolt

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9

If I didn't know better, I might have mistaken this for a Terry Zwigoff film. It's deviously nasty in a bizarrely innocent way. Michael Cera pulls off his dual role with fantastic results, and the supporting cast is amusingly chosen. While the balance between quirky and outrageous is a little uneven, it's easily overlooked. This one likes to earn its R rating in small but potent doses.

Brothers

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9

Perhaps not the most complicated plot you're going to find, but one solid enough to give the actors some meaty materials to run with. There's no denying that the main three actors in the film, Maguire, Gyllenhaal and Portman, give some incredibly raw and perfect performances. And thankfully, the film is more interested in the characters than in making any kind of political statement about the military or war. This may not be as intense or ambitious as The Hurt Locker, but it's a darn good drama.

It's Complicated

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8

A solid enough script with nice direction by Nancy Meyers allows a top notch cast to really go to town. While the material itself isn't really the strongest suited for my liking, it worked well enough. There's no doubt that Meryl Streep can do any role perfectly, and this is no exception. I'm a huge Steve Martin fan, and enjoyed his performance. Interestingly, he's the straight man to the events of the plot. Alec Baldwin's comedic timing seems to have improved in recent years (thanks surely to 30 Rock), and he's great here. However, it's John Krasinski that really shines in his handful of scenes. I've become quite the fan of his work over the years.

Sherlock Holmes

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9

While the movie plays a bit fast and loose with the source material, it's much better than I was expecting. Yeah, it has a fantastic cast, who came through with wonderful performances, but with director Guy Ritchie at the helm and the overblown trailer campaign, I was fearing the worst. Much to my surprise, I quite liked it. Ritchie tones down his over-everything style enough to make it work. Add to that an excellent production and a pretty good sense of pacing and it comes together nicely. And Hans Zimmer turns in a very fun score.

Invictus

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9

A solid film from talented director Clint Eastwood. While it may be a rather simple story, and predictable, it's certainly a story worth telling. And it's told very well. Morgan Freeman had to have been one of the easiest casting choices for the role in movie history. It's such and obvious, and perfect choice. Matt Damon comes through with a surprisingly authentic performance - both as a professional rugby player and as a South African. Then again, I stopped being surprised by the variety of talents that Damon has. He's pretty much incapable of a bad performance.

Up In The Air

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10

Director Jason Reitman is apparently one of those rare breed that's incapable of failure. After Thank You For Smoking and Juno, two films I absolutely love, comes this third film on his directorial resume - and another brilliant success. George Clooney also continues to cement himself as one of my favorite actors. In fact, the entire cast is fantastic. Now I'm gonna have to read the book that this is based on.

Avatar

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10

A fantastic leap forward in film production, which isn't too big a surprise when you've got James Cameron at the helm. Everything from performance to production is fantastic, with the exception of a less-than-perfect script. At the time of this writing, I've seen the film twice, first in IMAX 3D for the midnight preview screening and second in a standard 3D showing. Ultimately, my rating of the film will, as usual, be based on my enjoyment of the viewing experience, and not on any particular nitpicks if they didn't get in the way of the enjoyment (which in this case they didn't).

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The Blind Side

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9

A very good character drama, populated by nice characters in one of the better "inspired by a true story" inspirational stories. Particularly for an inspirational sports story (of sorts). I've always been a fan of Sandra Bullock, and this gives her a bit of a chance to break from the normal type of character she plays. And perhaps she might finally get some awards attention. And for once, a genuinely happy family put on screen.

Armored

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7

A solid enough crime thriller. I suppose there's nothing specific to complain about in the writing, production or acting, it's just a little bit predictable. In fact, the casting is quite good, filled with plenty of solid actors that really do help make things work. Special mention goes to Fred Ward in a very nice supporting performance. John Murphy sure does ape quite a lot of what must have been the temp score (which must have featured Massive Attack, among others).

The Twilight Saga: New Moon

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5

As much as I might want to like the Twilight movies (primarily for the cast, and Kristen Stewart in particular), I just can't get behind them. There's not a single original thing in the franchise, and the writing and pacing is uneven at best. The first film fails primarily in the last act, but this one is more generally uneven and flawed. Production is solid for the most part. Performances are hit and miss. Alexandre Desplat's score is good, but it makes the mistake of not maintaining any material from Graeme Revell's score to the first film.

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