Dave Barry

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Barry, Dave

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Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of a...	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign...	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
The difference between men and women is that, if given the choice between saving the life of an infant or catching a fly ball,...	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
Computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (By they I mean...	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
DNA is an abbreviation for deoxyribonucleicantidisestablishmentarianism, a complex string of syllables.	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago

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Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of a...	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign...	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
The difference between men and women is that, if given the choice between saving the life of an infant or catching a fly ball,...	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
Computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (By they I mean...	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
DNA is an abbreviation for deoxyribonucleicantidisestablishmentarianism, a complex string of syllables.	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago