George Carlin

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Carlin, George

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Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-...	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set...	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
Here's a bumper sticker I'd like to see: "We are the proud parents of a child who's self-esteem is...	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter.	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense?	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
George Washington's brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country.	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it.	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago

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Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-...	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set...	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
Here's a bumper sticker I'd like to see: "We are the proud parents of a child who's self-esteem is...	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter.	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense?	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
George Washington's brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country.	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it.	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago