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Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-... Quote 1 year 24 weeks ago
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. Quote 1 year 24 weeks ago
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set... Quote 1 year 24 weeks ago
Atheism is a non-prophet organization. Quote 1 year 24 weeks ago
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. Quote 1 year 24 weeks ago
Here's a bumper sticker I'd like to see: "We are the proud parents of a child who's self-esteem is... Quote 1 year 24 weeks ago
Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter. Quote 1 year 24 weeks ago
If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense? Quote 1 year 24 weeks ago
George Washington's brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country. Quote 1 year 24 weeks ago
I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it. Quote 1 year 24 weeks ago
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-... Quote 1 year 24 weeks ago
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. Quote 1 year 24 weeks ago
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set... Quote 1 year 24 weeks ago
Atheism is a non-prophet organization. Quote 1 year 24 weeks ago
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. Quote 1 year 24 weeks ago
Here's a bumper sticker I'd like to see: "We are the proud parents of a child who's self-esteem is... Quote 1 year 24 weeks ago
Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter. Quote 1 year 24 weeks ago
If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense? Quote 1 year 24 weeks ago
George Washington's brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country. Quote 1 year 24 weeks ago
I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it. Quote 1 year 24 weeks ago