Johnny Carson

Submitted by GuyGG on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 3:06am

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Carson, Johnny

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Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves.	Quote	51 weeks 3 days ago
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.	Quote	51 weeks 3 days ago
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.	Quote	51 weeks 3 days ago
New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.	Quote	51 weeks 3 days ago
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.	Quote	51 weeks 3 days ago

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Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves.	Quote	51 weeks 3 days ago
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.	Quote	51 weeks 3 days ago
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.	Quote	51 weeks 3 days ago
New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.	Quote	51 weeks 3 days ago
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.	Quote	51 weeks 3 days ago