Rita Rudner

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Rudner, Rita

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.	Quote	1 year 24 weeks ago
When I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other.	Quote	1 year 24 weeks ago
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't...	Quote	1 year 24 weeks ago
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.	Quote	1 year 24 weeks ago
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more...	Quote	1 year 24 weeks ago
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.	Quote	1 year 24 weeks ago
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.	Quote	1 year 24 weeks ago
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.	Quote	1 year 24 weeks ago
How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue ... and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does...	Quote	1 year 24 weeks ago
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.	Quote	1 year 24 weeks ago
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.	Quote	1 year 24 weeks ago
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.	Quote	1 year 24 weeks ago

Title	Type	Added
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.	Quote	1 year 24 weeks ago
When I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other.	Quote	1 year 24 weeks ago
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't...	Quote	1 year 24 weeks ago
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.	Quote	1 year 24 weeks ago
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more...	Quote	1 year 24 weeks ago
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.	Quote	1 year 24 weeks ago
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.	Quote	1 year 24 weeks ago
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.	Quote	1 year 24 weeks ago
How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue ... and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does...	Quote	1 year 24 weeks ago
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.	Quote	1 year 24 weeks ago
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.	Quote	1 year 24 weeks ago
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.	Quote	1 year 24 weeks ago