Rita Rudner

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Rudner, Rita

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
When I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other.	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't...	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more...	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue ... and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does...	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago

Title	Type	Added
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
When I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other.	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't...	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more...	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue ... and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does...	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.	Quote	51 weeks 5 days ago